Not My Child! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! Except this week...it's Not My Child! Monday!!  This blog carnival was created by MckMama, where everyone has fun telling all the things they did not (but really did) do over the past week. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I recently came across this blog and find it so uplifting and inspirational and I LOVED her idea for Not Me! Monday, so here I am joining in on the fun. Check out what I my children did not do this week!

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My child does not like to pee outside.  He never pulls down his pants in the middle of our back yard, and aims on whatever fun object might be closest.  And he has certainly NEVER stood at the top of our slide and peed straight down it!!  Not my child!

My child did not call his adult male Awana teacher "God" for the better part of the year.  Nope, not my child.

My baby is not a messy eater.  He would never eat with his hands, he always uses a fork, correctly!  And, if he did eat with his hands, he certainly would not run those messy hands through his hair.  And...he definitely would not throw food on the floor deliberately, when he is finished eating.  Not my child!

My child did not try to help me clean the toilet, before flushing!!!

My child did not hide-out with my nail polish, and in an attempt to paint his toes, end up spilling an entire bottle of nail polish on his legs...while sitting on my bed!  Definitely not my child.

Hmmm...someone should really be watching that child!!

Not Me! Monday - Photo Obession

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama, where everyone has fun telling all the things they did not (but really did) do over the past week. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I recently came across this blog and find it so uplifting and inspirational and I LOVED her idea for Not Me! Monday, so here I am joining in on the fun. Check out what I did not do this week!

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I definitely did not help my son re-apply the lipstick and lip gloss to his face in order to take a picture after it had already all rubbed off and I realized I hadn’t snapped a photo. Nope, not me!!

I did not run to grab my camera before helping the little guy out from under his new Cozy Coupe firetruck. Nope, not me!!! (grr...my dSLR was too far away to get to, so I had to use my p&s. It looks like it's on the blitz.)


I certainly do not have an obsession with capturing all of the crazy and cute things my boys do on camera. I've never taken more than 1,000 pictures in a single month! Not me at all!!



This momma (who definitely does NOT have mommy brain) did not forget nearly all of the other wacky moments that would have made awesome Not Me moments from the past week. Hmm...not this momma!